the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)

parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

If you have to choose between me and someone else, pick them. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life with someone who is going to question if they made the right choice.