sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

ugly:

wouldn’t it be cool if the person u wanted to be with also wanted to be with u 

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

Anonymous asked
How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!