May 2013
lameborghini:
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
stopharry2013:
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
babyferaligator:
i just want someone to do cute stuff for me like take me to the aquarium or buy me icecream or drip hot wax all over my bare chest or read books with me
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
iguanamouth:
i read that as lions
remember who you are
thegleefulhouseelf:
kaliforniaa-dreamerr:
theamazingrigby:
sodamnrelatable:
do you ever just look at your homework like this
I look at people like this
I look at everything like this
I look like this
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
silenthill:
i got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them
